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This is the fifth drawing of the 5-part series called “The Women He Told Me He Wanted to Bang”. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘Ž Today’s entry is sassy and bespectacled, fabulous, one and only Lisa Loeb, about whom he said could “Stay” on his “knob” anytime and that, unlike me, she could totally pull off “the glasses thing”. ๐Ÿ‘“ I told him I wished he could pull off the “showering thing” more than once a week. ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿšฟ

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This is the fourth drawing of the 5-part series called “The Women He Told Me He Wanted to Bang”. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘Ž Today’s entry is one of my favorites, the incredibly cool and totally awesome, one and only, Juliana Hatfield. ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘ธ ๐ŸŽค

He told me that he was pretty sure that if he ever met her in person, that she would want to be his girlfriend because he could “sense it”. ๐Ÿ™„

He could also “sense” when I had $5 to my name, which he believed meant he got to add mozzarella sticks to his order when we went to Denny’s.ย ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿšซ

The metronome reads: “A heart, a heart that hurts is a heart, a heart that’s not paying for those damn mozzarella sticks that you ordered when I already told you I only had enough money to split a grilled cheese.”

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This is the third drawing of the 5-part series called “The Women He Told Me He Wanted to Bang”. Today’s entry is the 90s songstress Jewel. ๐Ÿ’Ž He told me her song “You Were Meant For Me” was about how her boobs were meant for his face to motor-boat them. ๐Ÿ‰ ๐Ÿšค๐Ÿ‰ I probably would have found this more amusing had I not been his girlfriend, so it’s really more my fault that I didn’t laugh.ย  After all, his wit was exceeded only by his inability to pay an electric bill.ย  ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ก It reads: “Dreams last for so long, and even longer for you, because you sleep until 2, you loser.”