This guitar belongs to the guy who borrowed my brand new car one time, lost my gas cap, and said, “God – I’m sure you can get a new one cheap!” and then never mentioned it again. It was a newly released model, so I could only get a replacement from the dealer.


This guitar amp belongs to the guy who tells everyone about the time he “went on tour” across Europe, but what he’s really referring to is his Christian high school’s week-long senior retreat twenty years ago where his dad was the chaperone.