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This bass belongs to the guy who told me I should become a stripper so I could help pay his bills because he’d seen girls with “even smaller” boobs than me still make bank doing it.

 

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romcomdojo

I'm Maggie. I'm often comically pissed off about things, I am petty and immature, and I have many tribal tattoos from the 90s for which I refuse to be apologetic. I used to be the singer of a band you never heard of in South Florida and have had the misfortune of dating many musicians. I have book coming out later this fall, because who doesn't.

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