This guitar belongs to the guy who ordered three drinks, an appetizer, an entree, and a dessert and when the check came and I realized I’d forgotten my debit card at home he said, “What the fuck? I would have never ordered all that shit if I knew I was paying!”

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I'm Maggie. I'm often comically pissed off about things, I am petty and immature, and I have many tribal tattoos from the 90s for which I refuse to be apologetic. I used to be the singer of a band you never heard of in South Florida and have had the misfortune of dating many musicians. You can check out my other blog where I draw cartoons and make fun of all the musicians I dated called "The Musical Instruments of Men Who Have Disappointed Me" at

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