This pick belongs to the guy who told me that my hypoglycemia was “annoying” after I fainted from low blood sugar.


This drum belongs to the guy who claimed he had to be shirtless when he recorded that Bee Gees cover song or else he wouldn’t have felt “spiritually connected” to the song.


This guitar pedal board belongs to the guy who peed in an empty Big Gulp cup in the passenger seat of my brand new car while I was driving down I-95, and when he went to throw it out the window, he missed and it bounced back inside the car and splashed out all over me and the inside of my car.