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“This Indenture of Mortgage is for some reason between me and an unemployed drummer’s mother’s mortgage company because I wasn’t able to make his car payment for him that month, so his mother made it instead, so he said the “least” I could do was make her house payment for her since now she was going to be short.”

“P.S. It is important to note, I didn’t live there, dick. 🍆”

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I'm Maggie. I'm often comically pissed off about things, I am petty and immature, and I have many tribal tattoos from the 90s for which I refuse to be apologetic. I used to be the singer of a band you never heard of in South Florida and have had the misfortune of dating many musicians. You can check out my other blog where I draw cartoons and make fun of all the musicians I dated called "The Musical Instruments of Men Who Have Disappointed Me" at TMIOMWHDM.com.

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  1. Seems he was looking into the future and using the same assbackward logic in rendering his decision that the Supremes used just today.

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