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This is the third drawing of the 5-part series called “The Women He Told Me He Wanted to Bang”. Today’s entry is the 90s songstress Jewel. ๐Ÿ’Ž He told me her song “You Were Meant For Me” was about how her boobs were meant for his face to motor-boat them. ๐Ÿ‰ ๐Ÿšค๐Ÿ‰ I probably would have found this more amusing had I not been his girlfriend, so it’s really more my fault that I didn’t laugh.ย  After all, his wit was exceeded only by his inability to pay an electric bill.ย  ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ก It reads: “Dreams last for so long, and even longer for you, because you sleep until 2, you loser.”

 

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This is the second drawing of the 5-part series called “The Women He Told Me He Wanted to Bang”. Today’s entry is Nina Persson from The Cardigans, the 90s band who brought us the infectious little number “Lovefool”, whose infectiousness, unfortunately, did not infect him with a desire to get a job.

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This is the first drawing of a 5-part series called “The Women He Told Me He Wanted to Bang”. ๐Ÿ›ฌ๐Ÿ† This series goes out to the musician who felt the need to tell me about *every* woman he’d seen on MTV at home that day while I was at work, and whether he thought they were worthy of the attention of his stoned, broke, dirty dick. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’คย Today’s entry is Fiona Apple, who I’m certain would have had even less interest in paying his Guitar Center bill than I did. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ.