This is the third drawing of the 5-part series called “The Women He Told Me He Wanted to Bang”. Today’s entry is the 90s songstress Jewel. πŸ’Ž He told me her song “You Were Meant For Me” was about how her boobs were meant for his face to motor-boat them. πŸ‰ πŸš€πŸ‰ I probably would have found this more amusing had I not been his girlfriend, so it’s really more my fault that I didn’t laugh.Β  After all, his wit was exceeded only by his inability to pay an electric bill.Β  πŸš«πŸ’°πŸ’‘ It reads: “Dreams last for so long, and even longer for you, because you sleep until 2, you loser.”


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I'm Maggie. I'm comically and tragically pissed off about things, I am petty and immature, and I have many tribal tattoos from the 90s for which I refuse to be apologetic. I used to be the singer of a band you've never heard of in South Florida and have now successfully become a writer you've never heard of in South Florida.

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