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This is the fifth drawing of the 5-part series called “The Women He Told Me He Wanted to Bang”. 🍆👎 Today’s entry is sassy and bespectacled, fabulous, one and only Lisa Loeb, about whom he said could “Stay” on his “knob” anytime and that, unlike me, she could totally pull off “the glasses thing”. 👓 I told him I wished he could pull off the “showering thing” more than once a week. 🐎🚿

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This is the fourth drawing of the 5-part series called “The Women He Told Me He Wanted to Bang”. 🍆👎 Today’s entry is one of my favorites, the incredibly cool and totally awesome, one and only, Juliana Hatfield. 🎸👸 🎤

He told me that he was pretty sure that if he ever met her in person, that she would want to be his girlfriend because he could “sense it”. 🙄

He could also “sense” when I had $5 to my name, which he believed meant he got to add mozzarella sticks to his order when we went to Denny’s. 🚫🧀🚫

The metronome reads: “A heart, a heart that hurts is a heart, a heart that’s not paying for those damn mozzarella sticks that you ordered when I already told you I only had enough money to split a grilled cheese.”