This is the fourth drawing of the 5-part series called “The Women He Told Me He Wanted to Bang”. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘Ž Today’s entry is one of my favorites, the incredibly cool and totally awesome, one and only, Juliana Hatfield. ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘ธ ๐ŸŽค

He told me that he was pretty sure that if he ever met her in person, that she would want to be his girlfriend because he could “sense it”. ๐Ÿ™„

He could also “sense” when I had $5 to my name, which he believed meant he got to add mozzarella sticks to his order when we went to Denny’s.ย ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿšซ

The metronome reads: “A heart, a heart that hurts is a heart, a heart that’s not paying for those damn mozzarella sticks that you ordered when I already told you I only had enough money to split a grilled cheese.”

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I'm Maggie. I'm comically and tragically pissed off about things, I am petty and immature, and I have many tribal tattoos from the 90s for which I refuse to be apologetic. I used to be the singer of a band you've never heard of in South Florida and have now successfully become a writer you've never heard of in South Florida.

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