This guitar pedal board belongs to the guy who peed in an empty Big Gulp cup in the passenger seat of my brand new car while I was driving down I-95, and when he went to throw it out the window, he missed and it bounced back inside the car and splashed out all over me and the inside of my car.
This guitar pedal belongs to the guy who red-faced screamed at everyone at the open mic night for not coming inside to listen to his cover of Nine Inch Nails “Hurt”, and then yelled, “You know what?! Fuck you, losers!” as he skidded his scooter’s tires off the sidewalk and rode away.
This guitar belongs to the unemployed guy who dropped me off at work in MY car, and after I got out and walked into work, honked the horn until I came back out and said, “Uhh, hello? I’m gonna need like ten bucks for gas, babe?”